Wednesday, 14 January 2015



Sun goes up & drink goes down,
It's Pitbull's birthday -  gather round!
There's no need.. for all that frackas
Enough for all these other crazy mutha f****rs

Born today 1981 in a Fireball ball of flame
Mamma was right now everybody knows your name
He Saw, he conquered, he came
Took it over, owned it, still changes the game

Jump off the train, don’t moan or get thrown
Grow with Pit or get outgrown
As Pit continued not to sprint but the marathon ahead
 "Buckle up for a crazy 2014" is what Pit said

Catch him if you can with his cup filled to the brim
Often in the Bahamas with a Bad One behind him
Possibly Volito'd up on a Norwegian Cruise!
Just like in last February’s news
No, not this year, not exiled to Alaska
Maybe celebrating with those cheeky penguins in Madagascar
Maybe Day Drinking with Heymous Molly -  drink in hand
Pit don't bring sand to the beach he brings the beach to the sand!

Follow Pit everywhere on Instagram & on the go
Vroom vroom around the world is how we go
But wherever we are we don't miss a shot
Thanks to The Rock Star photographer - that's who we got
Capturing the essence in great visual components
Greg Watermann always capturing moments

As 2014 begun, we realised later why ‘We Are One'
After Pitbull announced his World Cup performance under the sun
Yet while Mr Worldwide is awarded the Global Gift Humanitarian Award
"Thank You" on Pitbull Appreciation Day is what we roared!

On the way to Brazil and "Yo Mike move the finger so we can see you too…"
(want me to get the aligning straight for you?)
At forty five thousand feet, you think Pit cares about the weather? Okay, maybe a little
But there’s other work to be done up there - somethin’ transmittal
Welcomed turbulence on the network by Pit’s Live broadcast - & Pow!
It’s now time to get used to something innovative with Pit & YouNow

Weekend Pitbull-a-thon can you resist?
Take over Spotify's biggest playlist
Tune in & crank it up - that's the rule of thumb!
SiriusXM PItbull's own radio channel to come

4th of July - next stop La Casa Blanca soon after dawn
In the evening - a party on the White House lawn!
Havin' fun no stress no drama
Time to celebrate with President Obama

Hottest Pitbull merch about - no doubt
Introducing Shoppitbull - add to cart - then checkout
Remember the Alexander Mijares selection
Under the limited edition We Are One collection
Proceeds also to Techo Brazil -  go on make a bid!
On the artwork- they signed it that's what Mijares & Pit did

Royalty of the 305 is loved by the Royalty of the UK
As “I like A bit of Pitbull” Prince Charles gave away!
Cue a performance at the Fusion Festival of the The Princes Trust
Dancing away with his tongue out 'n' classic hip-thrust!

Oye Como Va? To the 15th Latin Grammy Awards
On stage with Santana- now I'm floored
Legend himself with the legend in the making
The world is Pit's - it's his for taking
Took the 305 to worldwide
Hold tight, watch & enjoy the ride

ALMA, Streamy Icon, Premios juventud & more for this great ball of flame
Soon hands cemented into the Walk of Fame
It comes of no surprise or mystery
We're on track, for 2015 is the year of making history

Salvation Army and Dallas Cowboys raise funds for the Red Kettle campaign
Pitbull performance always off the chain
Good Morning America to the Meridith Show
On the latter explaining the lyrical flow
Tell us more in Ocean Drive, Rolling Stones, Hollywood Reporter,
Maybe one for the fans by this fan & long standing supporter

Certificate and robe handsome as ever
Some thought they would see this? Never!
Flip the bird to the non-believers "now see me!"
Graduated with an Honorary Degree

Midsummer Night's Dream performance in silk P.J's - Playboy Mansion
All eyes still on the on the ball with aim for more expansion
"If you think it's a game-then let's play!"
Pit themed games with Bally Tech soon one day

Worldwide is as worldwide does
Replace the globe where Pit's face was
Eighth Studio album Globalization 
Party level turned up to full optimisation
Loosen up your body, let your hair down, let down that bun
Time to have some 'EF-EEW-ENN' - FUN

Engaging host never ceases to amaze
Like a 'Boomerang' back to hosting the AMA's
Dancing With The Stars? Yes Pit's all good
Performance & judge on the panel-understood

Talented with a cheeky smile & sexy eyed
Our favourite Cuban-American Mr Worldwide
Yet 'Americans welcome, Pitbull still banned' CNN report
"Now this is classic" what Pitbull said, in short

Always above ground, hardly ever on the road
Still time to link with Endemol Beyond for a series of Gentlemens Code!
The Most Bad Ones also have their own series on show
One for The Agents? Jon Brandon Cruz, Will Keanan let's go!

Observe, absorb, apply
On how to become an entrepreneur in bow tie
Passion, patience, perseverance watch 'n' try
One step at a time short steps long vision before you fly
Look at the game from a different perspective
Analyse and put it all together collective

Look, Pitbull is a product, Pitbull is a brand
Strategically marketed - never out of fashion or bland
Ten percent talent, ninety percent business worked it out
Scared money don't make money without a doubt

Music is the hustle, Pit's addiction
Visualise where to be without restriction
Relentless infectious rhymes
Pit is always moving with the times
Portfolio still growing since Miami Subs - no, not Pizza Hut!
That guy's like a squirrel looking for a nut

This is not a drill
Only get one shot at a great party if you will
No boring end of year buttoned up stiff, lardy, dardy, farty
Time to really enjoy the season at the Go Daddy holiday party

As we reached the end of 2014 Staying in became the new going out
Ringing in 2015 with Pit was what it was about
Watching Pitbull on the box
NYE Revolution Live on FOX

Teams & labels straight through to Pologrounds
Fans and friends around the world let's gather round
Hold up your Voli or champagne flute
"Happy birthday Pitbull"- thank you & salute!

Written by:
Serina - Pitbull - Fan Unleashed (C) 

Mr Worldwide!

No comments:

Post a Comment